M shot of a door. For a while nothing happens to the door but the music will build up to it's opening. Sound effects of a car pulling up. Doors slamming.
Sinan: Man this shotgun shit is going too far. It's not fucking cool.
Group: Erm nahh, this dickhead can't follow the code
I think god wanted me to have the seat actually dude.
Low it.
Your a cunt (laughing)
Music phrase coincides with the door opening a rush of bodies walking right through the camera. All look tired and slightly worse for wear.
Mathieu: I told Si on the phone I was having the seat.
Fyo: Er Mat, you can only call it when you see it.
Mathieu: I saw through time mate, the power of foresight. It's mine.
Jak: Worse the crime is that fucking Beautiful South shit, honestly!
Mathieu: Er, it was just a bit of craick mate.
Fyo/Jak: Yeah yeah, and the rest.
Sinan: It's true though,sorry but my estimations of you as a man have
been severely eroded mate.
Mathieu: You know what else has been eroded, you're sisters (holds out palm and wiggles fingers upwards.)
Fyo/Jak/Hu: Fff, (laughs)ooo
Sinan: Don't know how you're getting home
mate. Not in my car.
Group: (laughs)
Fyo sets up beers around the table and puts down the monopoly board.
Hu: Hush, (pushes play on CD player - music: Still Dre)
Two shot of Si and Mathieu on the sofa, giving a nod.
Group: (murmur of approval)
Hu takes a seat, sits back and stretches out his arms.
Hu: I think i've just had the longest day in my life.
Group: Innit.
Aerial shot of all the five characters sitting around a monopoly board.
Relating back the tales of the evening.
Cannabis paraphanalia and beers on the table.
ECU's of beers being opened and joints being ruled.
MCU 360 Pan of all the characters, focus's on Fyo. After this montage
they all pick up various instrument scattered about the room. And play a
little as they play monopoly.
Hu rolls the dice and lands on Mayfair. CU of board and pieces.
Hu: Bollocks. (Someone with an instrument makes a dramatic sound)
Jak: Ah! I own that, time to pay the piper.
Fyo takes the dice and rolls.
Fyo: Nice, Si set me King's Cross.
Jak: You got a proper portfolio going man.
Fyo: Yeah, might buy a hotel.
Si: Your're the pimp of King's Cross now.
Hu: Capital of crack and prostitution in Britain.
Jak: Nah that's Glasgow man. Believe.
Fyo: I was there this morning, that place is grime-ee.
Si: Ha look what i've got. (Holding an ocarina)
Si plays Zelda's lullaby on the ocarina. A silence falls upon the room.
Fyo: You know before we met up Si, did I tell you about the mad bloke I
met?
Si: Yeah, yeah you mentioned something. Yeah I was actually in King's
Cross this morning. I tell you it's been the strangest day.
(Fyo looks at his cards, cu focus on King's Cross Card, slow zoom in, crossfades onto a shot of Fyo beneath King's Cross station sign,)
[Early morning: Kings Cross- panoramic shots of area]
Fyo flips bike. ML shot, he starts walking towards the camera.
[Cuts back to the table]
Jak: Did you have your brompton.
Fyo: Of course man, i'm straight outta Brompton.
[cuts back to shot of Fyo under the sign.]
Woman approaches from the side wearing some oldish clothes.
Street woman#1: Sorry love, you ain't got twenty p have ya?
Fyo: Sorry.
P.O.V shot of bike on the road. Special shots capturing the bike and the
location of Euston road. A taxi cuts passed the bike, and a passenger from
another car hurls a can at Fyo.
Passenger#1: Ahaha cunt
Fyo: Wanker
Fyo starts stepping off his bike. CU as he looks down at his bike when
suddenly a mad person appears.
Mad person#1: Excuse me, excuse me, do I look mad to you. I know i'm a
little drunk but could you do me a massive favour.
(Mad person is a middle aged black man, west african)
Fyo: What is it?
Mad person#1: Ah you wouldn't believe the day I had. I was on the bus
right and everyone turned against me. I had this
umbrella and like I tried to offer it to this old lady
because it was raining. Now tell me my friend does that
sound strange to you?
